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Ren and Stimpy walk up to a house trying to sell rubber nipples. A horse answers the door and says "Do I know you?!" in a creepy way. Ren reply's "No sir but-" "Did  my wife send you?!" Interrupted the horse. "No sir" Ren and Stipmy spoke. "Are you from the FBI?!" Questioned the horse. "No s-" The horse opens the door further (He was covered in rubber; hat,socks,gloves, leg warmers, just a lot of rubber) while saying "I made a mistake okay! One little Mistake! Can't a guy start over?" "Of course sir "
Ren whispered frighteningly. The horse saying "maybe I should make another mistake ...... maybe TWO more mistakes" "Let me just show you whats we have in the case" Ren slowly reaching into his briefcase and uttered "Let me just show you what we've got."
The horse reaching to the sky as high as he can shouting "NO MAN DON'T DO IT I'M NOT ARMED!!" Ren's holding out the rubber nipple and the horse repeatedly looking towards it half way and moving his head back with fear. When the horse finally saw the rubber nipple he shouted "Oh it IS just a rubber nipple............hmm...um.. Nope don't think I have any uses for rubber nipples. OOO! but I'll tell you what.......do you have any rubber walrus protector?" he reaches back into the doorway and pulls out a frightened walrus how whispers "CALL THE POLLIIICCCEE"

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OH MY DEAD GOD!!! IT'S THE MOSQUITO BROTHERS![said:Bug] Yeah that's right the Mosquito Brothers! I'm Sekito [said: Sekitpo] I'm Neeto. [said: Neeto] [says: Sekito] And this is our sister Sweetheart! [says Sweetheart] YO!
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:iconcaptainspitfirewb:
CaptainSpitfireWB Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Pinkie it's Spitfire from my new account.
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DriftingOutToSea Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave! : D
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Sonic--Rainboom Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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Sonic--Rainboom Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm Spitfire now. :icondiscordlaplz:
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StingRoll Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for the :+fav: on my Mr Horse picture.
I really appreciate it.
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Xioster Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
NO SIR HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.... BUT I DID
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StingRoll Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, well as long as you did then I'm happy.
I don't think there is any pleasing Mr Horse :D
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CloakedApprentice Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks for the faves! :D
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Sonic--Rainboom Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What's the number again?
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Xioster Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012
Never mind it was my Mammy's (my grandmother)
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